thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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