I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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