Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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