do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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