is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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