the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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