He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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