Your tits are I can't wait for
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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