Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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