Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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