david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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