okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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