you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
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Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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