How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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