No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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