she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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