i don't like sucking hair
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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