Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
A+ Viking dick
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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