Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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it's like iHOP with fire
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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