Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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