the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it's like iHOP with fire
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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