Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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