I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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