My room smells like vodka and shame
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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