Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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