I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
