she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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