So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My vagina is officially offended.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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