Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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