I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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