is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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