: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I love black thongs
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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