So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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