He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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