come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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