Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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