i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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