i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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