no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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