She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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