Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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