Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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