David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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