seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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