Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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