Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
