I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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