You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I smell stomach acid.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
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Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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