ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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