Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I need moral support for this bender
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
