My girlfriend figured out who you are.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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