But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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