Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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