So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize