so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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