Plan B is the new Plan A
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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